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Total Medals Earned: 184 (From 55 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 3,855 Points

Armed Prophet

Alien Juice Unlocked 11/22/09
10 Points
Get killed by an alien.
Robot Fuel Unlocked 11/22/09
10 Points
Get killed by a robot.
Zombie Meat Unlocked 11/22/09
10 Points
Get killed by a zombie.
Alcoholic 25 Points Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Anorexic 25 Points Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Armed Prophet 25 Points Unlock all weapons.
Chairman 25 Points Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Classic Hero 25 Points Play through every stage.
Hand it Over 25 Points Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smiley 25 Points Kill Smileborg
Skull 25 Points Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
The Freeman 25 Points Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
ZOMG!!!1 25 Points Kill ZOMG
Handy Man 50 Points Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Illegal Alien 50 Points Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Smiley Hater 50 Points Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Testosterowned 50 Points Play through a stage on real man difficulty.

Medals Earned: 3/17 (30/480 points)

Armored Ashura

Henshin Unlocked 9/4/09
5 Points
Transform to Ashura mode!
Comboist 10 Points Perform a 45 combo.
Coming Home 25 Points End the game.
Greedy Ashura 50 Points Score more than 200K
Ashura Master 100 Points End the game without dying in expert difficulty.

Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/190 points)

Back to the Cubeture 1

Ultimate Pest Unlocked 10/1/09
25 Points
Bully your own boss.
Ultimate Savior Unlocked 10/1/09
25 Points
Defend the weak.
Ultimate Spitter Unlocked 10/1/09
25 Points
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Ultimate Winner Unlocked 10/1/09
100 Points
Complete the Game.
Ultimate Bully 25 Points Bully the weak.
Nature Boy 50 Points Become one with the desert
Playboy 50 Points Find the adult pleasure.
Do Lose Your Head 100 Points Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Nude Boy 100 Points Walk around (almost) naked.

Medals Earned: 4/9 (175/500 points)

Chaos Faction 2

KILL IT WITH FIRE Unlocked 5/10/10
5 Points
Burn someone to a crisp
Zoned Out Unlocked 5/10/10
5 Points
Complete all campaign challenges in Zone 1
Anger Management Unlocked 5/10/10
10 Points
Make 5 KO's with rage attacks in one match
In The Zone Unlocked 5/10/10
10 Points
Complete all campaign challenges in Zone 2
Magic Number Unlocked 5/10/10
10 Points
Get a 3x multikill
Zero Gravity Unlocked 5/10/10
10 Points
Go offscreen and recover
Chaos Kudos Unlocked 5/10/10
25 Points
Complete all campaign challenges in the game
Fantastic 5 Unlocked 5/10/10
50 Points
Get a 5x multikill
Take The Plunge Unlocked 5/10/10
50 Points
Hold the plunger for 15 seconds in a row
Recycler 5 Points Kill someone with a dropped weapon
Crate Expectations 10 Points Collect 20 crates in one match
KAPOW! 10 Points Hit someone with a full-powered wind-up punch
4 On The Floor 25 Points Get a 4x multikill
Architect 25 Points Make an awesome level in the Level Editor and play a match on it
Immortal 25 Points Don't lose any lives in a campaign challenge
Veteran 25 Points Play 10 deathmatch games
Lift Off! 50 Points Knock someone into space
Pacifist 50 Points Complete a campaign challenge without harming anyone
Survivor 50 Points Get a score of 10,000 or higher in Survival mode
Up And Away 50 Points Knock someone into the stratosphere

Medals Earned: 9/20 (175/500 points)

Chibi Knight

Dragon-slayer Unlocked 3/9/10
5 Points
Beat Island Beast
Slash-n'-burn Unlocked 3/9/10
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Chibi-mage Unlocked 3/9/10
10 Points
Get all 4 spells
Furball-slayer Unlocked 3/9/10
10 Points
Beat Canyon Beast
Demon-slayer Unlocked 3/9/10
25 Points
Defeat Demon Beast
Worthy-chibi Unlocked 3/9/10
25 Points
Defeat all 3 knights
Speed-runner 25 Points Beat game without getting the axe and without getting any spells
Grinder 50 Points Level up everything to level 8

Medals Earned: 6/8 (80/155 points)

Ching Chong Beautiful

Ignorance Isn't Bliss Unlocked 12/15/09
5 Points
Finish the Tutorial
Ching Champion! 25 Points Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Long Fall 25 Points Fall a long time for your ancestors
Long Slide 25 Points Slide a HELLA long time!
Too Close! 25 Points Save yourself from falling ten times
Big Baby 50 Points Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet the Winners 50 Points Meet all the previous contestants
Brave as a Married Man 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Medium
Seppuku's Soul 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Hard

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)

Communist in Space

Liberated Unlocked 11/22/09
50 Points
Beat the game
Qvit Stalin 5 Points Start already!
Over 9000 50 Points Win the game a certain amount of score.

Medals Earned: 1/3 (50/105 points)

Darnell's Recount

DownForwardPunch Unlocked 5/2/09
5 Points
View the COMBOS page.
Floatin Unlocked 5/2/09
5 Points
Master the Fire Flip.
The Election Unlocked 5/2/09
5 Points
View the intro movie.
Teh Intran3tz 5 Points Visit the links page.
Evil Dead 10 Points Get your chainsaw on!
Medication 10 Points Drink the mystery potion.
SupaSpy 25 Points Find all 6 secret areas.
Thanks... 25 Points Light Zit Boy's Cigarette.
Toasty 25 Points Light up 10 enemies with the FireBreath attack.
Animal Control 50 Points Fix the rodent problem in the Boiler Room.
Recount 50 Points Defeat the class president.
UberPWNT 50 Points Shut down the UberBot.
Yes We Can! 50 Points Beat the game.
Must be the Afro. 100 Points Beat the game without dying.

Medals Earned: 3/14 (15/415 points)

Deliver That Fulp

Just Can't Wait Unlocked 4/1/09
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Filthy Hands Unlocked 4/1/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Hercules Unlocked 4/1/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Speedy Delivery Unlocked 4/1/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Wrong Way Unlocked 4/1/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
You're Too Slow! Unlocked 4/1/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
It's A Boy Unlocked 4/1/09
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Can't Concentrate Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Confuzzled Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Goodbye World Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Play Again? Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Thats Disgusting! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
XYZZY Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 7/13 (80/155 points)

Diesel Valkyrie

Normandy Boss Unlocked 11/15/10
5 Points
Defeat the Normandy Boss
Accuracy Unlocked 11/15/10
10 Points
Get above 90% Accuracy in a level
Epic! Unlocked 11/15/10
25 Points
Get an Epic combo (90x)
Berlin Boss 10 Points Defeat the Berlin Boss
Demigod 10 Points Complete a level on Demigod difficulty
Bitten 25 Points Complete a level receiving at least 50 bite marks
Leningrad Boss 25 Points Defeat the Leningrad Boss
Stomper 25 Points Get at least 50 Zombie Stomps in a level
BBQ 50 Points Get a BBQ ratio over 75%

Medals Earned: 3/9 (40/185 points)